❝ Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down. ❞
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so you like this ship that i like too
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) let me tell you my
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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
an undying lust for Macklemore.
attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
sexual attraction to polygons.
Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Never ending love of demi lovato
cotton eye joe was the song of the century
anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance
fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time
Justin how is that fact fun at all
Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero.
he is so smart
with his scar
and his broomstick
- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy
#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius
Is there a link to proof…
(it’s not actually canon)
are you calling me a liar
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents