castiel-knight-of-hell:

mrsholmes224:

getthesmellingsalts:

vhanstiel:

misbehaving-timelord:

Cas: ”Is it really necessary that I wear plaid now?”

Sam: “Of course, you’re a hunter now, we all wear plaid.”

Dean: “…”

May I compliment you on choosing the right gif for Dean’s face?

Wow that last gif is shear perfection. An entire conversation about his fleeting heterosexuality all in a two second gif.

DEAN IS AROUSED .

I am too, look at those tight jeans

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.

THATS THE SPIRIT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

momma-taye:

sly-mcp:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

first post that actually had me in tears from laughing. oh god.

The last one OMG

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

image

You:

image

you don’t understand how big a burn that is

30 . 09 . 14 BURN    +19483

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

30 . 09 . 14    +214998

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

30 . 09 . 14    +97731

blurintofocus:

popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

unforgettabledetritus:

laughterkey:

hannanimal:

Never thought I’d be getting pedantic about a Rent GIF set of all things, but here we are!

The line is “mutual masturbation” which feels kind of important here. 

OH GOD I DIDN’T SEE THAT.

How do you even get ‘mucho’?

No, wait, it is definitely supposed to be mucho. I just listened to both recordings to verify. It’s a joke about how lonely Mark is. 

I’m totally seeing it as both now that I’m looking it up - WHERE MY RENT NERDS AT, WHATS THE STORY HERE?

Settled.

16 year old me would have never thought, “If I have a question about RENT lyrics in the future, I can just ask Anthony Rapp on the internet and he’ll answer within the hour.”

technology is magical.

30 . 09 . 14 best    +52698

toxixpumpkin:

"Implied Sexual Content"

Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past

30 . 09 . 14 omfg    +59770

How I would narrate the Olympics

me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt
30 . 09 . 14 me    +484553
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