callmewhatyou-will:

[x]

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unknown (via thelesbianguide)
❝ Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down. ❞
22 . 07 . 14    +152325

vivapinatafanfiction:

kanshu:

kanshu:

"how long have you been in a skype call"

"a while"

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22 . 07 . 14    +14438

izumoharuki:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so you like this ship that i like too

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) let me tell you my

( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) SAD HEADCANONS

22 . 07 . 14    +69409

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
22 . 07 . 14    +42207

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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22 . 07 . 14    +54356

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

22 . 07 . 14    +88899

cotton eye joe was the song of the century

fall2000:

unit03:

reallylameblog:

anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance

fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time

Justin how is that fact fun at all

22 . 07 . 14    +2961

harrypottersmum:

Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero. 

22 . 07 . 14    +26168

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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22 . 07 . 14    +164333

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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22 . 07 . 14 me    +78435

castiel-loves-humanity:

escape-me-never:

Maybe I should call and ask where the demon tablet is

Maybe he was Crowley’s new tailor.

22 . 07 . 14    +7668

chuckdammitcas:

Team Free Will

22 . 07 . 14    +750
22 . 07 . 14    +12364
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